Some world class quotes:
Gay marriage legalized on the same day as marijuana makes perfect biblical sense.
Leviticus 20:13 — A man who lies with another man should be stoned.
Our interpretation has just been wrong for all these years.
My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
~W. Somerset Maugham
You don’t have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight.
Why can’t they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, “Who’d you call a faggot?”
~ Jon Stewart
The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that the next time the government mandates a draft we can all declare homosexuality instead of running off to Canada.
When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one.
~From the tombstone of a gay Vietnam veteran
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t mean that God doesn’t love heterosexuals. It’s just that they need more supervision.
My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I’m giving them my share.
~Rita Mae Brown
Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture or death say they are afraid of homosexuals. Clearly we should not be used as soldiers; we should be used as weapons.
~Letter to the editor, The Advocate
If homosexuality is a disease, let’s all call in queer to work: “Hello. Can’t work today, still queer.”
Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?
War. Rape. Murder. Poverty. Equal rights for gays. Guess which one the Southern Baptist Convention is protesting?
~The Value of Families
I’d rather be black than gay because when you’re black you don’t have to tell your mother.
That word “lesbian” sounds like a disease. And straight men know because they’re sure that they’re the cure.
If gays are granted rights, next we’ll have to give rights to prostitutes and to people who sleep with St. Bernards and to nail-biters.
Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won’t.
It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove of homosexuality. It’s like disapproving of rain.
The only queer people are those who don’t love anybody.
~Rita Mae Brown
In response to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood. “You could move.”
~Abigail Van Buren, “Dear Abby,”